There are so many questions, but my first one is… HOW DID I NOT HEAR ABOUT THIS EARLIER!?!
So hear is the scope, last month a drunk 18 year old ran over a police car in a stolen bulldozer in Kankakee. Officers eventually pulled him from the bulldozer after the teenager’s joy ride and he is most likely looking at A LOT of jail time! If you want to get the full details of the story, you can find them here. As you can see, the video of the whole thing is hilarious.
He tried driving away from police…in a bulldozer. This was a “low” speed chase.
But back to my questions.
How much alcohol do you have to drink before you say “I have a good idea, I’m going to steal a bulldozer and drive it through town”? Or better yet, how much more do you have to drink before you try to OUTRUN POLICE IN THE BULLDOZER!?!
This story is being picked up all over the country (which is why people from my hometown in PA kept sending it to me) so there is a strong chance you will see this all over the place online over the next few days.
Either way, if this doesn’t make you laugh this morning, maybe winning a $1,000 with ‘4K a day’ will. You can get those details here
By Hunter