A 3rd Grade teacher gave her students the assignment of writing letters to God. You have to love a child’s honesty!

The website boredpanda.com posted many of the letters the children wrote. Apparently many of these kids has some questions for the Almighty as well as some with advice.

Here are some of the ones I found the most amusing…

Dear God,
I bet it is very hard for you to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it.
Nan

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Dear God,
Thank you for the baby brother but what I prayed for was a puppy.
Joyce

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Dear God,
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.
Larry

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Dear God,
Did you mean for giraffe to look like that or was it an accident.
Norma

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Dear God,
How come you didn’t invent any new animals lately? We still have just all the old ones.
Johny

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Dear God,
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that OK?
Neil

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Dear God,
My brother told me about being born but it doesn’t sound right.
Marsha

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Dear God,
Please put another Holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now.
Ginny

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Dear God,
Are you really invisible or is that just a trick
Lucy

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Dear God,
Is revered Coe a friend of yours, or do you just know him through business?
Donny

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Did You Really Mean Do Unto Others As They Do Unto You, Because If You Did Then I’m Going to fix My Brother.
Darla

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We read Thos. Edison made light. But in Sun. School they said you did it. So I bet he stoled your idea.
Sincerely,
Donna

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Dear God,
When you made the first mas did he work as good as we do now?
Tom

What is the funniest thing you have ever heard a child say or ask?

By: Buck Stevens