Here is your weekly PSA to drink responsibly folks. A woman in TN claims that Blake Shelton was trying to murder her, and yes she was drunk off her butt.

Mary Myers was arrested last weekend after repeatedly calling 911 to say that Blake Shelton was trying to kill her, and according to the police report she also claimed she was dating Eric Church, and that Dolly Parton was coming over to hang out!

When cops arrived they noticed she was loaded on vodka based on her smell, slurred speech, trouble walking, and empty bottle of vodka in her camper. No word on whether it was Blake Shelton’s Smithworks vodka or not. Wouldn’t that be the perfect twist this story needs?

We all know that alcohol consumption is on the rise since we are all stuck in our homes, but just remember to have fun and drink responsibly…

Maybe it’s not Mary’s fault…maybe the “two shots of vodka” lady was making her drinks?!

5-23-20